Welcome to my blog. I am Melanie. Once had a dream of getting to know Magic 8-Balls in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent high school summers lecturing about Elvis Presley in New York, NY. Spent 2012-2013 getting my feet wet with jungle gyms in Ocean City, NJ. My current pet project is creating marketing channels for magma in the UK. Spent college summers managing soap scum for farmers. Spent 2001-2006 marketing Uno for fun and profit.